Lauren called and left me a message during my shift and since we haven’t really talked this week, I assumed she was calling to leave a nice voicemail. Turns out it was only to ask if I left her garage door open.

Submission by Tutchangers:
For my girls. ;) LOVE LOVE LOVE <3<3<3
Response:

Clearly, I have outdone myself.
Last night I showed up at Lauren’s work to take her out for lunch, coincidentally enough, on the day she forgot to take money with her; And, in fact, whenever I have the chance I take her a nice tea, coffee, or those wretched energy drinks she likes.
But I forget to send her a nice text message today and I’m suddenly very un-thoughtful.
